I love my parents, but they're bummed I'm doing stand-up comedy. My dad came to this country so I could be a doctor or lawyer, not this. My dad didn't wake up one day, 'Let's see, doctor, lawyer or clown. I don't know! Maybe clown.' And he's honest -- he gets drunk, 'You not funny. Oh no, you not funny! I have a joke for you: Knock, knock.' Who's there, Dad? 'You not funny!'
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