Why do we talk like that to the police? Why do we come up with words we've never used? Suddenly we are Harvard graduates when we talk to the police. We super-educated: 'How you doin', officer? The reason I was exceeding the speed limit was due to the fact that I was trying to get down to the youth center so I could read and educate the kids on the extraordinary processes of the educational system of America. I know it's 3 a.m. I was trying to get a jump on the education so I could systematically control my universal. We can control their universe, so we could destroy the negative images of stereotypes brought to us by different elements or different factors in this universe.'
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