I've let chicks think I'm another celebrity just to get laid, just to get any sex. I wish I had a dime for every time in the '90s a chick left New York City thinking she f**ked Newman from 'Seinfeld.'
16 comedians. 30 minutes each. 480 hours of stand-up coming this spring.
Tune in to the premiere of Schaal’s new stand-up special April 1.