I live in Los Angeles. For a long time I was very ambivalent about living in LA. I realized it was because of all of my New York friends; they are the ones who put it in my head, 'You live in this shallow, plastic, sell-out town. You got to move to New York, that's where it really happens, man.' So last year I moved to New York; I lived in New York for a month. And now I know why all of my New York friends want me to move there. They want another warm body between them and the constant spray of sh*t and horror that you are subjected to.
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