I saw a lady a few weeks ago at my gym... She was on the stationary bike, wearing a helmet. I was like, I have to do something here to mess with her; there's gotta be something I can do. I started looking around. I went to the pool, and I grabbed the life preserver ring off the wall. That ring thing I put around my head, and I got on the rowing machine next to her.
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