I don't think they know -- the cigarette companies -- what photograph is going to end up with what warning, 'cause I think they'd plan a little more carefully. I saw one I couldn't believe: these two women sitting on a porch swing, petting a little puppy, drinking iced teas, watching the sailboats go by -- real pastoral setting -- and in the corner, it said, 'Warning: smoking causes fetal injury and premature birth defects.' I thought, 'Hey, that's not a puppy.'
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