I always wanted to write my own comic book; I was going to call it 'Spider-Man.' Now before you call Marvel's attorneys, my comic book was not about a man who gets powers after being bitten by a radioactive spider, but instead about a spider who gets bitten by a radioactive man. So he doesn't really have powers, he just kind of sits on the couch playing a lot of Xbox, complaining about how he's overqualified for the job he's got and trying to stay one step ahead of his arch nemesis Black Spider-Man, who's just an exterminator named Tyrone.
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