Ladies always say that men are not sensitive, we don't feel things like you do. See, that's not what it is. We just show our emotion in a different manner. I was going out with this girl a long time ago, had a little argument about the relationship. She yelled at me. She was like, 'Look, I need to know what direction this thing is going in.' And I was like, 'You might want to pack your bags and get the hell out.' Now, I didn't mean to say that. I wanted to say, 'Perhaps, you're right. Let's talk about it.' But somehow, 'Pack your bags, get the hell out,' came out.
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