I've lived in New York for a long time, same apartment, and there are a lot of robberies in that building. And I felt so bad for my neighbor because her dog and VCR got stolen -- nothing else, just the dog and the VCR. I wonder what the burglar was thinking at the time? 'Hmmm, I'd really like to rent a movie, but I don't want to watch it by myself....'
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