I was on the highway and saw a sign that said, 'Falling Rocks Ahead...' It's kind of informative, but not really. It's definitely not comforting. I mean, if I'm on the highway going 70 miles an hour and a rock hits my vehicle, I'm gonna freak out no matter what. I will be startled no matter what. I'm not gonna recall the sign and be like, 'Oh, yeah! I did read about this crazy-ass booby trap.'
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