Bret Ernst: Born That Way

I hate the right-wing jerkoffs that always say stupid stuff, like, 'People choose to be gay.' First off, no, they don't. They're born that way. I got a gay older brother. That bitch was different from day one. My brother flew out of the womb. He's like, 'This placenta's disgusting. I'm never going back in there.' And he didn't; he kept his word.