Gilbert Gottfried: Greek Army Motto

A woman is lying in bed with her husband. They're lying in bed together, the husband turns to the woman and he goes, 'Could you please give me a blow job?' And she goes, 'If I gave you a blow job you'd never respect me.' He goes, 'I would respect you. We've been married for 20 years; please give me a blow job.' She goes, 'You're not going to respect me.' He goes, 'We've raised two beautiful children.' And she goes, 'No, I don't think you'll respect me.' He goes, 'I promise, I swear to you, I'll respect you.' So finally she says, 'OK,' and she gives him a blow job.' Afterwards she goes, 'Well did I do it OK?' He goes, 'How should I know? You're the c**ksucker.'