If she says, 'Which centerpiece shall we use on the tables at our wedding reception?' Don't say, 'I don't care.' Guys, that is gonna seem like the right answer because you don't care. And in your mind, the way guys think, we got the math worked all out, right? 'I don't care' equals 'whatever you want, honey, I love you.' It's all in there, but women are crazy. Things go in here and get all scrambled up. To women, 'I don't care' actually equals 'I don't care.'
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