Who cares if North Korea has the bomb? Everybody's got the bomb now: India, Pakistan -- I have the bomb. I got it last week at L.L. Bean, in sandstone. I got the bomb, and I got a free backpack with the bomb. And the backpack comes with a free water bottle, so I can hydrate myself as I'm being melted by the nuclear fire ball.
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