You see those cell phones that have the little earpiece, so you don't have to hold the phone? You can't tell who's insane anymore, am I right? I'm walking down the street, some guy's looking right at me, 'Hey! I worked all day. You pick up the kids! You heard me -- do it!' 'All right, I'll do it. But I never loved you.'
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