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I was in a bar with my friends and my favorite type [of guys] walks up to us -- sort of like young, date-raping jocks. You know those guys? Like some douche in business casual with beer sprinkled on. Looks like his name is Chad or some sh*t. Looks like he just graduated from Rape Tech... and he walks up to me and my friend and says, 'I would actually like to have sex with both of you ladies.' Like it was a special Christmas offer.