I don't trust nobody who wear all white neither. You ever see these people? They come out the house: all white jacket, all white shirt, all white belt, pants, shoes, socks. Who do you think you are that you not going to get dirty today? You that responsible today that you ain't going to lean on nothing and get dirty? I ought to kick you in your back and send you home.
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