It's the kind of dog that's so small that it's just shivering all the time. It could be 90 degrees out, but the dog's just shivering because it's so small, it couldn't retain body heat in a microwave. What happened to Darwin, survival of the fittest? If the dog needs a sweater, it doesn't deserve to live.
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