When you have children, at some point, they're going come into your room late at night and ask you to investigate a noise they hear downstairs and I'm not ready to do that. Just have my daughter come in like, 'Daddy, I heard a noise downstairs.' 'Yeah, honey, I heard that noise too.' 'I'm really scared, Daddy.' 'Yeah, honey, I'm scared too. That's why I was curled up in a ball in the corner of the room.'
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