My parents told me they were going to sell me to the gypsies. Oh, thanks, like, 'If you don't do your homework, we're going to sell you to the gypsies. If you don't eat all your food, we're going to sell you to the gypsies.' What sort of terrible business are the gypsies running when they're taking malnourished dumb kids?
Watch highlights from the legendary comedian’s first stand-up special in 30 years.
We combed the nation for the next great stand-up star.
Unlimited streams and downloads of the best Comedy Central specials for just $5.
Stream hours of the best clips from our huge stand-up library on your iPhone or iPad for free.