Do you guys read your horoscopes? I don't read them because I think they're flimflam. It seems to me what they do is they write them really broad and vague just so they can get as many people as they can to sort of relate to them. What I think they should do instead is write them really, really specific and just make a handful of people, like, freak out.
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