You wanna know the difference between a man and a woman cheating? I'm gonna tell you -- planning. She ain't decide to sleep with him today. They've been working on this for a while. They call all the chicks involved in one place. They got chalk boards up, assignments, handouts, walkie talkies. They on the Internet, sneakybitches.com. That's gonna go over smooth. Guys, what do we do? We go ahead and do the dirt, then pray everything fall into place as we go along.
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