I think the Republicans took all the fun out of 'gay.' I mean the word gay -- it's fun. But now it's a ban on same sex partners. That sounds horrible. I mean, when do you hear a ban? When it's a toxic pesticide or a nuclear warhead. And who wants to f**k a partner? It sounds like a guy in a gray suit at a law firm.
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