I love going to church; every Sunday, I'm there. The only thing I don't like about it is those priests sure do like to talk, don't they? Oh, they love to talk and talk, but they don't like it when you talk in church, do they? Oh no, they don't like that action. Like last Sunday, I'm in church, priest is blabbing away. There's just a little tiny quiet spot in the middle of his sermon, just a little, little tiny quiet spot. I stood up in the middle of the church, and all I said was, 'Hey! I smell ass!'
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