I saw this hilarious news story on TV recently about vegan sexuals. Have you guys heard of that term? I did not make that up. That is a real thing. A vegan sexual, according to this news story, is a vegan who's decided he or she is only going to have sex with other vegans. And when I saw that, I was like, 'Oh, that's weird, 'cause I thought we already had a word for that, and it was "vegans."' No one wants to have sex with a vegan.
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