I'm reading where the Japanese said that Americans are all stupid and illiterate and lazy. Well, I didn't really read it. I saw it on television. I was lying there on the couch. Well, I would have changed the channel, but I had to get up and walk all the way over. My remote control is broken, and I don't know how to fix it.
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