It's always a gamble, picking up a dog, because I'm never sure where they bend. It's never the same. Where do dogs bend? They're like rigid little furry tables. You got to go in like a fork lift and just take a chance. Once you're up in the air, you never know when is going to yield into that lowercase 'c' shape, with the a**hole right on your arm.
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