I knew some people who lost their jobs after 30 years of work. They went in their cubicle, and they had a note that said, 'Get yo' ass out.' And they're like, 'Get yo' ass out -- what is this? What am I supposed to do?' 'Uh, you supposed to get yo' ass out.' 'But I been here 30 years.' 'We'll give you 30 minutes.' 'What about job security?' 'They'll be up here in five.'
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