I didn't even know I had scoliosis. My gym teacher caught it in the eighth grade. He started rubbing my back under my shirt. Yeah, I thought he liked me. What was I supposed to think when someone's telling you to bend over? I thought it was a sexual position. I was like, 'Oh my God, we're doing the scoliosis together. Am I still a virgin?'
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