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Ugly Americans  |  See All Videos

Preview - Christ Angel

An audience volunteer helps superstar magician Christ Angel with an elaborate card trick.

Views: 99,168
Posted: 03/09/2010
Watch a new episode of Ugly Americans Wednesday at 10:30pm / 9:30c.
See where Ugly Americans scenes take place in NYC with the new Interactive Map.

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March Madness Girl

Three guys are mystified by their co-worker's ability to win the NCAA Tournament office pool year after year.

Views: 9,294
Posted: 03/19/2010
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Recap - Week of 3/15/10

Jon breezes through two sex scandals, interviews Snoop Dogg and morphs into Glenn Beck.

Views: 133,406
Posted: 03/19/2010
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South Park  |  See All Videos

Understanding the Outbreak

The scientists test the effects of money on chimpanzees.

Views: 9,697
Posted: 03/18/2010
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Recap - Week of 3/15/10

Stephen trashes Daylight Savings Time and activates his robotic medication dispensary.

Views: 2,814
Posted: 03/19/2010
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Ugly Americans

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Meet Superstar Magician Christ Angel in a Preview of the Next Ugly Americans
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Why is it called 'dry humping' if I always need a towel after?

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"I just want to announce right now that old men should never be naked in locker rooms ever."

Donald Glover: Seen the Face of God

We had a teacher named Mr. Brown and he was writing something on the board once. He was writing something on the board and he farted. And you would have thought kids had seen the face of God. Kids weren't even laughing. They were just sitting there, screaming. Just screaming. Kids had to get carted out. Kids were screaming; kids had to get carted out and they were going to the nurses' office. Kids are crying in the hallway. 'Oh, this is our 9/11.' And it was. It was their 9/11. Cause they never thought anything like that could ever happen.

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