When you're drinking a lot and you're a guy, your equipment gets all screwed up. Half the time, it's not ready to have sex. But what's weird is, if you're a guy, your penis will trick you into trying anyway. You're like, 'There's no way I can do this.' And then your penis will be like, 'Put me in, coach!'
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