One day while I was in Italy, I visited some old Roman ruins, and for no reason I could figure out, these ruins had a maintenance department. How do you maintain a ruins? What, does a foreman come in at nine o'clock and go, 'Fellas, leave it the way it is. I'm going to take the rest of the day off.'
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