I don't have much of a memory at all. No, I really don't. I think it's the drugs -- prescription and some under the counter, as well -- but, I mean, it's just gone. I'm really bad with names. I mean, I can meet someone, they tell me their name, I'm looking them right in the eye -- it goes in one ear, out the other. Then I'm just sitting there staring right at him, thinking, 'I wonder if he has any drugs? That's a big pinky nail for a man.'
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