We're in denial about death. It's unbelievable. Did you ever see these people? It's called cryonics. They have themselves frozen so they can be defrosted when there's a cure for whatever illness they're suffering from -- greedy bastards. That's nice for them. What about their ancestors that have to pay a monthly bill to keep their ass frozen for the next 200 years? Hey, why not freeze themselves in a rented tux? Screw 'em good, know what I'm sayin'?
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