I have no money. I'm terrible with money. I always give money to people on the street. I passed by this homeless guy, and he was out there calling out to everyone, trying to get everyone to give him money. And he's doing this, he's going, 'Give money to the homeless. Give money to the homeless 'cause you don't know, one day it might be you.' And I was like, 'Oh my God.' And I was about to give him some change, and then I was like, 'Maybe I should hang on to this.'
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