When my last girlfriend wanted to get a little serious, I had to use the old wild stallion technique to get her back in. I said, 'Baby, I'm like a wild stallion. You try to put a saddle on a wild stallion, he'll run and he'll run and run some more. But if you let a wild stallion run free, hey may come back to the barn.' Yeah, she didn't buy it either.
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