I was in New York last Christmas, it's snowing, there's a guy in a t-shirt. I'm like, 'Dude, aren't you cold?' 'No, I'm from New York, I don't get cold.' Just 'cause you're from a cold place doesn't mean you're genetically predisposed to not feeling cold. You're not a penguin. I was like, 'In fact sir, you're Puerto Rican, so if anything, you should be more cold.'
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