If I was on a cruise ship and my boy fell in, I'm jumping in without even hesitating. Even if I might die, I don't care. My boy would live the rest of his life knowing that his daddy died saving his life. And I'm good with that. If my wife fell in -- my boy would live the rest of his life knowing that his mommy wasn't a strong swimmer.
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