I was performing at a comedy club and a guy comes up to me after the show with his card. He says, 'Hey I saw your show, it was fantastic. Do you have a resume?' I said, 'Does it look like I have a f**king resume? I curse at people who don't have a funny friend to hang out with. Do you want me to put that on a letterhead?'
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