It's always been a dream of mine to get the minivan. I don't know about you guys, but when I was in a high school, my bedroom wall was covered in minivan posters. I had that popular one, where the pregnant woman is leaning against the hood, surrounded by 14 kids; the husband's in the back with a rifle in his mouth; the mother-in-law standing next to him -- 'You can do it.'
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