A woman gets into a really bad car accident. The man rushes from work over to the hospital. The doctor comes out, he goes, 'Sorry, it's really bad news. Your wife was in a horrible car accident. Her face and body are totally mangled; she'll be crippled and paralyzed from the neck down. She's going to need 24-hour care, of which your insurance is not going to pay for. You're going to have to wash her and feed her and keep turning her over in case she gets bed sores and rubbing ointment on her. You'll have to change her pretty constantly 'cause she'll have no control over her bladder or bowels. And the man breaks down crying. And the doctor goes, 'I'm just f**king with you. She's dead.'
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