I don't make my bed. I've never made my bed. What am I, a recovering alcoholic? I don't need structure. I sleep in the same swirl of top sheet as I mule kicked it off the evening before in a fever dream. I'll jump right back into that like the caramel center in a Ben & Jerry's flavor I call 'Lonely Man's Dilemma.'
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