Some business ideas are horrible. They have iPod vending machines now; I saw another one at the mall. This is not a good idea. I get mad when the candy machine takes my dollar. If the iPod machine takes a couple hundred of my dollars, I'm not going to get mad -- I'm going to get my iPod and every other iPod that machine has to offer.
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