I hate people on Halloween. They don't carve their pumpkin out; they'll just, like, paint a face on it. You know what I'm talking about? But some people won't even do that. They'll paint a face, but it won't even be on a pumpkin, it'll be on a piece of paper. But some people won't even do that, they'll take a bunch of words and put that on a piece of paper, and it'll be, like, an essay on Ben Franklin or some sh*t, you know? And then they'll hand it in at school, and it won't even be Halloween. It's like, 'Nice jack-o-lantern, jackass.'
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