I love dogs because there's no filter mechanism between the dog's brain and its tail. There's no filter there. Like, if the dog is happy, the tail is wagging; if the tail is wagging, the dog is happy. There's no passive aggressive sh*t like humans, like, 'Oh this douchebag thinks I'm happy to see him.'
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