If I was in charge of the weather and I wanted to get it right, you hire people with arthritis to do the weather because they know in advance when it's going to rain. You see a weather person... with a gnarled hand pointing to the map, you better get your slicker on because it's going to rain. These people are in touch with the weather.
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