I know I screwed my job up before. Sometimes I show up drunk. Sometimes I tell jokes that aren't appropriate for my environs. But I have never screwed my job up so badly that the government had to bail me out with $750 billion. Next time you see a dude with a suit walk by, kick him in his ass.
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