Have you ever been to someone else's home, used their bathroom, then found out there was no toilet paper? What do you do? You can't yell, so weird things go through your mind. Do you ever sit there and think things like, 'Well, this is an old pair of underwear I got on. I'd hate to use all their cotton balls. I bet you those Q-Tips would hurt. I wonder if they've read this magazine before? Here kitty, kitty.'
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