The stupidest thing I noticed was a couple of weeks ago. I went to Sea World. Now, if you ever go to Sea World, take a minute to notice that they sell fish sandwiches at Sea World. What insensitive guy came up with this? It's like, if you're not doing a very good job as a fish, you can just get your little fish butt over to the restaurant.
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