When I'm getting my ass kicked, I lift up the guy's shirt and start blowing on his belly. Guys do not know how to respond to that at all 'cause they're all angry inside, right? Then you give them a raspberry on their tummy. Oh, they want to giggle. Just don't ever do that in a sauna or a steam room -- you can slip.
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